return my video game
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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