How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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