Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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