I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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