While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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