He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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