I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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