YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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