i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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