needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Randomize
