My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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