piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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