Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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