She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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