They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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