it wasn't lemon gatorade
handjob tips. give me some.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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