chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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