so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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