How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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