You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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