i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
