Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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