wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Randomize
