I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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