we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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