Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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