i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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