Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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