My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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