This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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