I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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