whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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