is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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