Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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