I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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