Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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