hell yes lets make some ravioli
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Randomize
