This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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