Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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