He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Just high enough for therapy.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
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