she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
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