But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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