i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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