i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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