Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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