I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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