the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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