pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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