yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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