Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Your cock deserves a montage
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Randomize
