I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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