Don't you send me to vm
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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